News | Mail Online http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/index.html?ITO=1490 Breaking UK and world news with in-depth comment and analysis, pictures and video from the Daily Mail and Mail on Sunday en-gb Copyright 2010 Associated Newspapers Ltd Tue, 07 Sep 2010 00:26:51 GMT editorial@dailymailonline.co.uk (Editor) News Regional/Europe/United_Kingdom/News_and_Media/Newspapers News | Mail Online http://i.dailymail.co.uk/i/furniture/mastHead_1_rss.gif http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/index.html?ITO=1490 Tax blunder rebellion: Experts urge 1.4m not to pay up for the taxman's mistake http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-1309639/Tax-blunder-rebellion-Experts-urge-1-4m-pay-taxmans-mistake.html?printingPage=true <img src="http://i.dailymail.co.uk/i/pix/2010/09/06/article-1309639-009D723500000578-788_87x84.jpg" width="87" height="84" /><br/>The first batch of 45,000 letters demanding cash to be repaid will start to arrive on Tuesday - with the rest sent out over the next four months. http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-1309639/Tax-blunder-rebellion-Experts-urge-1-4m-pay-taxmans-mistake.html?ITO=1490 Tue, 07 Sep 2010 00:25:46 GMT Obesity warning for children who don¿t get ten hours¿ sleep http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-1309566/Obesity-warning-children-don-t-hours-sleep.html?printingPage=true <img src="http://i.dailymail.co.uk/i/pix/2010/09/06/article-1309566-0395D3330000044D-209_87x84.jpg" width="87" height="84" /><br/>A good night&#8217;s sleep in the early years of life could be crucial in preventing a child becoming obese, say scientists. http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-1309566/Obesity-warning-children-don-t-hours-sleep.html?ITO=1490 Tue, 07 Sep 2010 00:24:42 GMT Two burglars killed by train as they fled on quad bikes after stealing £40,000 of jackets http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-1309632/Two-burglars-killed-train-fled-quad-bikes-stealing-40-000-jackets.html?printingPage=true <img src="http://i.dailymail.co.uk/i/pix/2010/09/06/article-0-0B10AF51000005DC-104_87x84.jpg" width="87" height="84" /><br/>Trevor Davies, 20, and David Cooper, 24, were struck by a 68mph locomotive while escaping with a £40,000 haul of expensive Gore-tex jackets. http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-1309632/Two-burglars-killed-train-fled-quad-bikes-stealing-40-000-jackets.html?ITO=1490 Tue, 07 Sep 2010 00:21:20 GMT Controversial referendum vote clears first Commons hurdle but exposes bitter divisions in Coalition http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-1309684/Controversial-referendum-vote-clears-Commons-hurdle-exposes-bitter-divisions-Coalition.html?printingPage=true <img src="http://i.dailymail.co.uk/i/pix/2010/09/07/article-1309684-0B06E780000005DC-644_87x84.jpg" width="87" height="84" /><br/>Controversial plans for a referendum to change Britain's voting system cleared their first hurdle in the Commons last night - as David Cameron broke his paternity leave to head off bitter opposition from his own MPs. http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-1309684/Controversial-referendum-vote-clears-Commons-hurdle-exposes-bitter-divisions-Coalition.html?ITO=1490 Tue, 07 Sep 2010 00:19:33 GMT Sun gives you wrinkles 'even through a window', say leading dermatologists http://www.dailymail.co.uk/health/article-1309678/Sun-gives-wrinkles-window-say-leading-dermatologists.html?printingPage=true <img src="http://i.dailymail.co.uk/i/pix/2010/09/07/article-1309678-05CD7EC10000044D-90_87x84.jpg" width="87" height="84" /><br/>The damage caused by sun coming through glass can, over time, make one side of the face look up to seven years older than the other. http://www.dailymail.co.uk/health/article-1309678/Sun-gives-wrinkles-window-say-leading-dermatologists.html?ITO=1490 Tue, 07 Sep 2010 00:18:02 GMT Prince Charles green train trip: Instead the £50k choo choo http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-1309531/Prince-Charles-green-train-trip-Instead-50k-choo-choo.html?printingPage=true <img src="http://i.dailymail.co.uk/i/pix/2010/09/05/article-1309270-0B0D5CA2000005DC-748_87x84.jpg" width="87" height="84" /><br/>The carriages might be simply decorated and even a touch cramped, but they are among the most exclusive - and expensive - in the world. http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-1309531/Prince-Charles-green-train-trip-Instead-50k-choo-choo.html?ITO=1490 Tue, 07 Sep 2010 00:16:27 GMT Urban-dwellers more likely to develop mental illnesses, research suggests http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-1309679/Urban-dwellers-likely-develop-mental-illnesses-research-suggests.html?printingPage=true <img src="http://i.dailymail.co.uk/i/pix/2010/09/07/article-1309679-0A60BA27000005DC-640_87x84.jpg" width="87" height="84" /><br/>Country-dwellers often say the constant noise, traffic and crowds of the city would drive them mad. Well, they might be right, according to the latest research. http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-1309679/Urban-dwellers-likely-develop-mental-illnesses-research-suggests.html?ITO=1490 Tue, 07 Sep 2010 00:13:08 GMT MAX HASTINGS: I fear the taxman more than the Taliban. But we should all rise up in revolt over this fiasco http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-1309685/MAX-HASTINGS-I-fear-taxman-Taliban-But-rise-revolt-fiasco.html?printingPage=true <img src="http://i.dailymail.co.uk/i/pix/2010/09/07/article-0-065F54A70000044D-52_87x84.jpg" width="87" height="84" /><br/>Treasury ministers uncovered the fiasco when they asked the Revenue to check its PAYE numbers. They say they considered writing off the debts. http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-1309685/MAX-HASTINGS-I-fear-taxman-Taliban-But-rise-revolt-fiasco.html?ITO=1490 Tue, 07 Sep 2010 00:11:34 GMT Brit, 27, plunges 30ft to death when balcony stunt in Magaluf goes wrong http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/worldnews/article-1309475/Brit-27-plunges-30ft-death-balcony-stunt-Magaluf-goes-wrong.html?printingPage=true <img src="http://i.dailymail.co.uk/i/pix/2010/09/06/article-0-0B0F1A88000005DC-972_87x84.jpg" width="87" height="84" /><br/>Kevin Anthony Arie Hubert Louis lost his grip as he hung off his fifth-floor balcony and asked friends to count how long he could hold on for. http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/worldnews/article-1309475/Brit-27-plunges-30ft-death-balcony-stunt-Magaluf-goes-wrong.html?ITO=1490 Tue, 07 Sep 2010 00:08:10 GMT Tony Blair cancels London book signing...but anti-war protesters threaten to gatecrash Tate Modern visit http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-1309406/Tony-Blair-cancels-London-book-signing--anti-war-protesters-threaten-gatecrash-Tate-Modern-visit.html?printingPage=true <img src="http://i.dailymail.co.uk/i/pix/2010/09/06/article-1309406-0B0EBF2C000005DC-441_87x84.jpg" width="87" height="84" /><br/>Mr Blair said he was concerned about the potential 'hassle and cost' to the police of pressing ahead with Wednesday's central London event. http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-1309406/Tony-Blair-cancels-London-book-signing--anti-war-protesters-threaten-gatecrash-Tate-Modern-visit.html?ITO=1490 Tue, 07 Sep 2010 00:06:14 GMT The NHS jobs boom: 66,000 more put on payroll in Labour's pre-poll spree http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-1309654/The-NHS-jobs-boom-66-000-payroll-Labours-pre-poll-spree.html?printingPage=true <img src="http://i.dailymail.co.uk/i/pix/2010/09/07/article-1309654-0B10F19B000005DC-699_87x84.jpg" width="87" height="84" /><br/>Health Service staff numbers swelled to a record high before the general election as Labour went on an end-of-term spending spree. http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-1309654/The-NHS-jobs-boom-66-000-payroll-Labours-pre-poll-spree.html?ITO=1490 Tue, 07 Sep 2010 00:06:13 GMT Teenager, 19, plummets to death from 120ft aqueduct after 'angry text message row with boyfriend' http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-1309533/Teenager-19-plummets-death-120ft-aqueduct-angry-text-message-row-boyfriend.html?printingPage=true <img src="http://i.dailymail.co.uk/i/pix/2010/09/06/article-1309533-0B0FB3C2000005DC-318_87x84.jpg" width="87" height="84" /><br/>Amy Louise Wright fell to her death at the North Wales beauty spot just hours after friends had heard her arguing with her boyfriend. http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-1309533/Teenager-19-plummets-death-120ft-aqueduct-angry-text-message-row-boyfriend.html?ITO=1490 Tue, 07 Sep 2010 00:02:42 GMT Tube strike to cause chaos for millions and cost London £50m http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-1309516/Tube-strike-cause-chaos-millions-cost-London-50m.html?printingPage=true <img src="http://i.dailymail.co.uk/i/pix/2010/09/06/article-1309516-054A3B2E000005DC-775_87x84.jpg" width="87" height="84" /><br/>Unions have launched the first stage of an autumn of discontent with a hugely-disruptive London Underground strike. http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-1309516/Tube-strike-cause-chaos-millions-cost-London-50m.html?ITO=1490 Mon, 06 Sep 2010 23:59:58 GMT Quentin Letts - Yesterday In Parliament: Would John Prescott make sense to any snooper? http://www.dailymail.co.uk/debate/article-1309672/Quentin-Letts--Yesterday-In-Parliament-Would-John-Prescott-make-sense-snooper.html?printingPage=true <img src="http://i.dailymail.co.uk/i/pix/2010/09/07/article-1309672-0B0B20B9000005DC-877_87x84.jpg" width="87" height="84" /><br/>Our beloved MPs returned for the tiresome two-week September sitting &#8211; and promptly spent the day talking about themselves. Did we really forgo autumn at home for this? http://www.dailymail.co.uk/debate/article-1309672/Quentin-Letts--Yesterday-In-Parliament-Would-John-Prescott-make-sense-snooper.html?ITO=1490 Mon, 06 Sep 2010 23:55:35 GMT Using Facebook can lower exam results by up to 20%, according to psychologists http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-1309612/Using-Facebook-lower-exam-results-20--according-psychologists.html?printingPage=true <img src="http://i.dailymail.co.uk/i/pix/2010/09/06/article-1309612-02A73FAF000004B0-243_87x84.jpg" width="87" height="84" /><br/>Students who use Facebook while they study get significantly lower grades than those who do not, a new study has revealed. http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-1309612/Using-Facebook-lower-exam-results-20--according-psychologists.html?ITO=1490 Mon, 06 Sep 2010 23:55:22 GMT The 30st man who can't work in case he topples over and crushes his colleagues http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-1309407/The-30st-man-work-case-topples-crushes-colleagues.html?printingPage=true <img src="http://i.dailymail.co.uk/i/pix/2010/09/06/article-1309407-0B0E9400000005DC-280_87x84.jpg" width="87" height="84" /><br/>Barry Fowers, 51, who weighs a life-threatening 30 stone, worked until October last year assembling industrial power source equipment. http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-1309407/The-30st-man-work-case-topples-crushes-colleagues.html?ITO=1490 Mon, 06 Sep 2010 23:54:47 GMT Natascha Kampusch on how she finally broke free from her crazed captor after being beaten, humiliated and abused http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-1309613/Natascha-Kampusch-finally-broke-free-crazed-captor-beaten-humiliated-abused.html?printingPage=true <img src="http://i.dailymail.co.uk/i/pix/2010/09/06/article-1309613-0B10EB74000005DC-441_87x84.jpg" width="87" height="84" /><br/>It was a crime that shocked the world &#8212; a girl of ten snatched from the street and kept captive in a cellar for eight years by a crazed kidnapper. http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-1309613/Natascha-Kampusch-finally-broke-free-crazed-captor-beaten-humiliated-abused.html?ITO=1490 Mon, 06 Sep 2010 23:51:06 GMT Tony Blair dragged into News Of The World 'phone hacking' row http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-1309664/Tony-Blair-dragged-News-Of-The-World-phone-hacking-row.html?printingPage=true <img src="http://i.dailymail.co.uk/i/pix/2010/09/07/article-1309664-0B10F087000005DC-820_87x84.jpg" width="87" height="84" /><br/>Tony Blair was dragged into the phone-hacking row surrounding David Cameron&#8217;s communications chief last night, amid mounting Tory unease over the affair. http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-1309664/Tony-Blair-dragged-News-Of-The-World-phone-hacking-row.html?ITO=1490 Mon, 06 Sep 2010 23:48:35 GMT Stop the Vera din, begs neighbour subjected to OAPs' 'music appreciation sessions' http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-1309659/Stop-Vera-din-begs-neighbour-subjected-OAPs-music-appreciation-sessions.html?printingPage=true <img src="http://i.dailymail.co.uk/i/pix/2010/09/06/article-1309659-00037EC9000001F4-849_87x84.jpg" width="87" height="84" /><br/>Suzanne Sutherland, who lives next door to an Age Concern centre in London, said the karaoke sessions for pensioners are making her life a misery. http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-1309659/Stop-Vera-din-begs-neighbour-subjected-OAPs-music-appreciation-sessions.html?ITO=1490 Mon, 06 Sep 2010 23:48:00 GMT The key to happiness? Start with a £50,000 a year salary, say American scientists http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-1309649/The-key-happiness-Start-50-000-year-salary-say-American-scientists.html?printingPage=true <img src="http://i.dailymail.co.uk/i/pix/2010/09/06/article-0-00766E3100000258-899_87x84.jpg" width="87" height="84" /><br/>Research shows that feelings of joy increase along with our salary. But once we hit the £50,000 mark a pay rise makes little impact on the stresses and strains of everyday life. http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-1309649/The-key-happiness-Start-50-000-year-salary-say-American-scientists.html?ITO=1490 Mon, 06 Sep 2010 23:47:08 GMT Chemical used to make baby bottles and baked bean tins should face new safety tests, says leading scientist http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-1309537/Chemical-used-make-baby-bottles-baked-bean-tins-face-new-safety-tests-says-leading-scientist.html?printingPage=true <img src="http://i.dailymail.co.uk/i/pix/2010/09/06/article-0-0A544E13000005DC-193_87x84.jpg" width="87" height="84" /><br/>Prof David Melzer called for an urgent review into the safety of bisphenol A (BPA) - a common man-made chemical linked to heart disease and breast cancer. http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-1309537/Chemical-used-make-baby-bottles-baked-bean-tins-face-new-safety-tests-says-leading-scientist.html?ITO=1490 Mon, 06 Sep 2010 23:42:34 GMT Reverend Alex Brown jailed over sham marriages http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-1309478/Reverend-Alex-Brown-jailed-sham-marriages.html?printingPage=true <img src="http://i.dailymail.co.uk/i/pix/2010/09/06/article-1309478-0B0F929A000005DC-269_87x84.jpg" width="87" height="84" /><br/>The scam, thought to be the biggest of its kind in Britain, involved East European women being paid up to £3,000 a time to help the men, mostly Nigerians, by-pass UK immigration laws and settle in Britain. http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-1309478/Reverend-Alex-Brown-jailed-sham-marriages.html?ITO=1490 Mon, 06 Sep 2010 23:36:22 GMT Poor weather leads to conker crisis http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-1309491/Poor-weather-leads-conker-crisis.html?printingPage=true <img src="http://i.dailymail.co.uk/i/pix/2010/09/06/article-1309491-07817763000005DC-41_89x86.jpg" width="87" height="84" /><br/>Experts have warned that this year's conker season is likely to be delayed because many have fallen from trees before they are ripe enough to be used for the popular pastime. http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-1309491/Poor-weather-leads-conker-crisis.html?ITO=1490 Mon, 06 Sep 2010 23:17:07 GMT Briton held as wife's body is found in concrete at chateau http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/worldnews/article-1309651/Briton-held-wifes-body-concrete-chateau.html?printingPage=true <img src="http://i.dailymail.co.uk/i/pix/2010/09/06/article-0-0B1057F1000005DC-386_87x84.jpg" width="87" height="84" /><br/>Prosecutors are investigating claims that Joanne Hall, 49, died accidentally in a drunken fight with husband Robert, who tried to dispose of her body on a bonfire. http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/worldnews/article-1309651/Briton-held-wifes-body-concrete-chateau.html?ITO=1490 Mon, 06 Sep 2010 23:06:50 GMT Newlywed who 'murdered wife' had 'gymnastic' sex with another woman http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-1309488/Newlywed-murdered-wife-gymnastic-sex-woman.html?printingPage=true <img src="http://i.dailymail.co.uk/i/pix/2010/09/06/article-1309488-0B04768C000005DC-643_87x84.jpg" width="87" height="84" /><br/>Michael Roberts, 27, is accused of strangling his wife Vicky, 25,after she found out about his affairs with two mistresses. http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-1309488/Newlywed-murdered-wife-gymnastic-sex-woman.html?ITO=1490 Mon, 06 Sep 2010 23:01:33 GMT Men more likely to lose their memory: 'Exciting' finding in hunt for Alzheimer's cure http://www.dailymail.co.uk/health/article-1309657/Men-likely-lose-memory-Exciting-finding-hunt-Alzheimers-cure.html?printingPage=true <img src="http://i.dailymail.co.uk/i/pix/2010/09/06/article-0-08AA18DA000005DC-226_87x84.jpg" width="87" height="84" /><br/>Scientists studied more than 2,000 people aged 70 to 89 and found that rates of mild cognitive impairment (MCI) were 50 per cent higher in men than in women. http://www.dailymail.co.uk/health/article-1309657/Men-likely-lose-memory-Exciting-finding-hunt-Alzheimers-cure.html?ITO=1490 Mon, 06 Sep 2010 23:01:18 GMT Men's health: No exercise and long hours double fatal heart risk http://www.dailymail.co.uk/health/article-1309650/Mens-health-No-exercise-long-hours-double-fatal-heart-risk.html?printingPage=true <img src="http://i.dailymail.co.uk/i/pix/2010/09/06/article-1309650-0B10EC55000005DC-57_87x84.jpg" width="87" height="84" /><br/>Unfit men who work long hours double their risk of dying from heart disease, experts have warned. http://www.dailymail.co.uk/health/article-1309650/Mens-health-No-exercise-long-hours-double-fatal-heart-risk.html?ITO=1490 Mon, 06 Sep 2010 22:58:24 GMT Junior doctors drop out rate nearly a quarter as EU ruling limits time spent on wards http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-1309349/Junior-doctors-drop-rate-nearly-quarter-EU-ruling-limits-time-spent-wards.html?printingPage=true <img src="http://i.dailymail.co.uk/i/pix/2010/09/06/article-1309349-0255D3C1000004B0-718_87x84.jpg" width="87" height="84" /><br/>The ruling limits the amount of time junior doctors spend on wards during the day but has led to almost a quarter dropping out of NHS training after two years http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-1309349/Junior-doctors-drop-rate-nearly-quarter-EU-ruling-limits-time-spent-wards.html?ITO=1490 Mon, 06 Sep 2010 22:42:40 GMT German banker attracts condemnation with anti-immigration book - but one in five support his views http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/worldnews/article-1309561/German-banker-attracts-condemnation-anti-immigration-book--support-views.html?printingPage=true <img src="http://i.dailymail.co.uk/i/pix/2010/09/06/article-1309561-0B01865E000005DC-302_87x84.jpg" width="87" height="84" /><br/>Despite the best efforts of mainstream politicians to demonise Bundesbank board member Thilo Sarrazin he has struck a disturbing chord among his countrymen. http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/worldnews/article-1309561/German-banker-attracts-condemnation-anti-immigration-book--support-views.html?ITO=1490 Mon, 06 Sep 2010 22:16:12 GMT MICHAEL HANLON: Is last winter's freeze about to trigger a September baby boom? http://www.dailymail.co.uk/debate/article-1309627/MICHAEL-HANLON-Is-winters-freeze-trigger-September-baby-boom.html?printingPage=true <img src="http://i.dailymail.co.uk/i/pix/2010/09/06/article-1309627-0B105C4D000005DC-707_87x84.jpg" width="87" height="84" /><br/>After all, we had to keep warm on those chilly nights somehow! And this month, according to reports, midwives are expecting an especially large number of babies to be born. http://www.dailymail.co.uk/debate/article-1309627/MICHAEL-HANLON-Is-winters-freeze-trigger-September-baby-boom.html?ITO=1490 Mon, 06 Sep 2010 22:10:06 GMT Mayor of Dresden set to urge Boris Johnson: 'Don't build memorial to Bomber Command crews' http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/worldnews/article-1309480/Mayor-Dresden-set-urge-Boris-Johnson-Dont-build-memorial-Bomber-Command-crews.html?printingPage=true <img src="http://i.dailymail.co.uk/i/pix/2010/09/06/article-1309480-021F68FD0000044D-728_87x84.jpg" width="87" height="84" /><br/>Pressure is building on Helma Orosz from German Press to oppose the memorial to 55,573 RAF crewman who gave their lives in the Second World War. http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/worldnews/article-1309480/Mayor-Dresden-set-urge-Boris-Johnson-Dont-build-memorial-Bomber-Command-crews.html?ITO=1490 Mon, 06 Sep 2010 22:08:12 GMT EU budget chief calls for £5bn British rebate to be scrapped http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/worldnews/article-1309445/EU-budget-chief-calls-5bn-British-rebate-scrapped.html?printingPage=true <img src="http://i.dailymail.co.uk/i/pix/2010/09/06/article-1309445-0B0EF2C4000005DC-420_87x84.jpg" width="87" height="84" /><br/>Janusz Lewandowski suggested that the rebate, which was secured by Margaret Thatcher in 1984, should be scrapped as it had 'lost its original legitimacy'. http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/worldnews/article-1309445/EU-budget-chief-calls-5bn-British-rebate-scrapped.html?ITO=1490 Mon, 06 Sep 2010 21:57:42 GMT The last sighting: Two weeks after murdered spy was found in his bath, baffled police release CCTV of victim hours before his killer struck http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-1309610/The-sighting-Two-weeks-murdered-spy-bath-baffled-police-release-CCTV-victim-hours-killer-struck.html?printingPage=true <img src="http://i.dailymail.co.uk/i/pix/2010/09/06/article-0-0B10A6B1000005DC-71_87x84.jpg" width="87" height="84" /><br/>Detectives have disclosed that 31-year-old Mr Williams&#8217;s body was naked and that initial toxicology tests show no traces of alcohol or drugs in his system. http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-1309610/The-sighting-Two-weeks-murdered-spy-bath-baffled-police-release-CCTV-victim-hours-killer-struck.html?ITO=1490 Mon, 06 Sep 2010 21:51:21 GMT RICHARD LITTLEJOHN: Juicy Jeni and the jewellery ambassador for Argos... http://www.dailymail.co.uk/debate/article-1309605/RICHARD-LITTLEJOHN-Juicy-Jeni-jewellery-ambassador-Argos-.html?printingPage=true <img src="http://i.dailymail.co.uk/i/pix/2010/09/06/article-1309605-0B10B712000005DC-513_87x84.jpg" width="87" height="84" /><br/>I haven't stopped laughing since I opened the Daily Mail over breakfast. The initial source of my amusement was the Wayne Rooney story. I know there's something exceedingly tragic and seedy in a man betraying his wife with prostitutes. But, be fair, it's also absolutely hilarious. http://www.dailymail.co.uk/debate/article-1309605/RICHARD-LITTLEJOHN-Juicy-Jeni-jewellery-ambassador-Argos-.html?ITO=1490 Mon, 06 Sep 2010 21:28:42 GMT Fed-up residents demand action over neighbour's 35ft Leyland cypress trees http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-1309450/Fed-residents-demand-action-neighbours-35ft-Leyland-cypress-trees.html?printingPage=true <img src="http://i.dailymail.co.uk/i/pix/2010/09/06/article-1309450-0B0F1FF9000005DC-545_87x84.jpg" width="87" height="84" /><br/>Neighbours want to slap an ASBO on 61-year-old David Alvand after he allowed the leylandii in his front garden to shoot up to 35ft. http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-1309450/Fed-residents-demand-action-neighbours-35ft-Leyland-cypress-trees.html?ITO=1490 Mon, 06 Sep 2010 21:25:34 GMT Primary school evacuated after pupil, 8, takes pipe bomb to class http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-1309474/Primary-school-evacuated-pupil-8-takes-pipe-bomb-class.html?printingPage=true <img src="http://i.dailymail.co.uk/i/pix/2010/09/06/article-1309474-0B0FD600000005DC-238_87x84.jpg" width="87" height="84" /><br/>Brendan Shannon came across the 'golden' device while riding his bicycle in the grounds of his school at around 8am and took it into the classroom. http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-1309474/Primary-school-evacuated-pupil-8-takes-pipe-bomb-class.html?ITO=1490 Mon, 06 Sep 2010 20:55:32 GMT Headmaster Derek Slade jailed for 21 years over sex abuse of boys http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-1309510/Headmaster-Derek-Slade-jailed-21-years-sex-abuse-boys.html?printingPage=true <img src="http://i.dailymail.co.uk/i/pix/2010/09/06/article-1309510-0B0F8950000005DC-132_89x88.jpg" width="87" height="84" /><br/>Derek Slade has been convicted of more than 50 offences, including possessing pornographic images of children on a computer and must serve at least 14 years before being released on parole. http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-1309510/Headmaster-Derek-Slade-jailed-21-years-sex-abuse-boys.html?ITO=1490 Mon, 06 Sep 2010 20:14:50 GMT Belgian MP Laurette Onkelinx warns feuding parties will cause country to be 'broken up' http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/worldnews/article-1309482/Belgian-MP-Laurette-Onkelinx-warns-feuding-parties-cause-country-broken-up.html?printingPage=true <img src="http://i.dailymail.co.uk/i/pix/2010/09/06/article-1309482-0B0F395A000005DC-300_87x84.jpg" width="87" height="84" /><br/>Leading socialist MP Laurette Onkelinx spoke as King Albert II struggled frantically to kick-start coalition talks between feuding French and Flemish political parties. http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/worldnews/article-1309482/Belgian-MP-Laurette-Onkelinx-warns-feuding-parties-cause-country-broken-up.html?ITO=1490 Mon, 06 Sep 2010 19:38:48 GMT WW2 prisoner of war camp unearthed in back garden http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-1309440/WW2-prisoner-war-camp-unearthed-garden.html?printingPage=true <img src="http://i.dailymail.co.uk/i/pix/2010/09/06/article-1309440-0B0EAB56000005DC-325_89x90.jpg" width="87" height="84" /><br/>David Murray was digging behind his bungalow when he unearthed a dog tag from a German prisoner and has now recovered more than 2,000 items from the camp. http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-1309440/WW2-prisoner-war-camp-unearthed-garden.html?ITO=1490 Mon, 06 Sep 2010 19:25:03 GMT French grandmother, 78, survives a week in an Alpine gully on two biscuits and rainwater http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/worldnews/article-1309443/French-grandmother-78-survives-week-Alpine-gully-biscuits-rainwater.html?printingPage=true <img src="http://i.dailymail.co.uk/i/pix/2010/09/06/article-1309443-0B0EC3A4000005DC-628_87x84.jpg" width="87" height="84" /><br/>Michele Riotton, 78, was sitting up in bed in the town of Thonon-les-Bains following her ordeal in the nearby mountains. http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/worldnews/article-1309443/French-grandmother-78-survives-week-Alpine-gully-biscuits-rainwater.html?ITO=1490 Mon, 06 Sep 2010 19:13:57 GMT CRAIG BROWN: Tony Blair's fairy tales: Little Red Riding Hood http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-1309565/CRAIG-BROWN-Tony-Blairs-fairy-tales-Little-Red-Riding-Hood.html?printingPage=true <img src="http://i.dailymail.co.uk/i/pix/2010/09/06/article-0-0B104219000005DC-498_87x84.jpg" width="87" height="84" /><br/>So there she was, Little Red Riding Hood, walking along, when up comes this wolf. He was a big wolf, and he was great. He was a great big wolf. http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-1309565/CRAIG-BROWN-Tony-Blairs-fairy-tales-Little-Red-Riding-Hood.html?ITO=1490 Mon, 06 Sep 2010 18:57:18 GMT The tongue tingler that can silence your snores http://www.dailymail.co.uk/health/article-1309563/The-tongue-tingler-silence-snores.html?printingPage=true <img src="http://i.dailymail.co.uk/i/pix/2010/09/06/article-1309563-018BB9FA000004B0-822_87x84.jpg" width="87" height="84" /><br/>During each breath, the device sends a pulse of energy to a nerve in the throat. This then stimulates a muscle in the tongue, which helps to keep the ­airway open during sleep. http://www.dailymail.co.uk/health/article-1309563/The-tongue-tingler-silence-snores.html?ITO=1490 Mon, 06 Sep 2010 18:54:15 GMT Scottish ministers to agree to delay flagship independence referendum http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-1309579/Scottish-ministers-agree-delay-flagship-independence-referendum.html?printingPage=true <img src="http://i.dailymail.co.uk/i/pix/2010/09/06/article-1309579-0AD8F8E9000005DC-797_87x84.jpg" width="87" height="84" /><br/>The decision on withholding the Referendum Bill has already been discussed by First Minister Alex Salmond and the SNP group. http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-1309579/Scottish-ministers-agree-delay-flagship-independence-referendum.html?ITO=1490 Mon, 06 Sep 2010 18:48:34 GMT Anna Begum http://www.dailymail.co.uk/ushome/article-1309558/Anna-Begum.html?printingPage=true <img src="http://i.dailymail.co.uk/i/pix/2010/09/06/article-1309558-0B102ACF000005DC-683_87x84.jpg" width="87" height="84" /><br/>This picture accompanying an article concerning the Olympics (November 7 2009) mistakenly showed the wrong woman. We are happy to clarify that the Anna Begum pictured had no connection with this story and we apologise to Ms Begum for the distress and embarrassment caused. http://www.dailymail.co.uk/ushome/article-1309558/Anna-Begum.html?ITO=1490 Mon, 06 Sep 2010 18:17:59 GMT TV evangelist's vow to build Christian centre at Ground Zero inflames religious tensions http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/worldnews/article-1309543/TV-evangelists-vow-build-Christian-centre-Ground-Zero-inflames-religious-tensions.html?printingPage=true <img src="http://i.dailymail.co.uk/i/pix/2010/09/06/article-1309543-0B08ADF5000005DC-965_87x84.jpg" width="87" height="84" /><br/>Bill Keller said he is raising funds to build a prayer centre within a few blocks of where terrorists flew planes into the Twin Towers on September 11, 2001. http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/worldnews/article-1309543/TV-evangelists-vow-build-Christian-centre-Ground-Zero-inflames-religious-tensions.html?ITO=1490 Mon, 06 Sep 2010 18:04:32 GMT Bins left unemptied for 10 weeks over 4ft collection point dispute http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-1309523/Bins-left-unemptied-10-weeks-4ft-collection-point-dispute.html?printingPage=true <img src="http://i.dailymail.co.uk/i/pix/2010/09/06/article-1309523-0B0E5988000005DC-753_87x84.jpg" width="87" height="84" /><br/>Binmen have refused to empty wheelie bins for TEN WEEKS - because they are being left just 4ft away from the collection point. http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-1309523/Bins-left-unemptied-10-weeks-4ft-collection-point-dispute.html?ITO=1490 Mon, 06 Sep 2010 17:27:03 GMT World's biggest wave energy site off Cornish coast set to go live http://www.dailymail.co.uk/sciencetech/article-1309502/Worlds-biggest-wave-energy-site-Cornish-coast-set-live.html?printingPage=true <img src="http://i.dailymail.co.uk/i/pix/2010/09/06/article-1309502-0B0F558D000005DC-493_87x84.jpg" width="87" height="84" /><br/>The project aims to create the UK's first offshore facility which will demonstrate the operation of wave energy generation devices. http://www.dailymail.co.uk/sciencetech/article-1309502/Worlds-biggest-wave-energy-site-Cornish-coast-set-live.html?ITO=1490 Mon, 06 Sep 2010 14:08:34 GMT Family's miracle escape after grandfather blows up gas leak house with cigarette http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-1309465/Familys-miracle-escape-grandfather-blows-gas-leak-house-cigarette.html?printingPage=true <img src="http://i.dailymail.co.uk/i/pix/2010/09/06/article-1309465-0B0F0502000005DC-441_89x94.jpg" width="87" height="84" /><br/>Unaware that there was a gas leak in his kitchen 73-year-old Mohammed Zaman lit a cigarette which caused a massive explosion that ripped floorboards from the ground. http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-1309465/Familys-miracle-escape-grandfather-blows-gas-leak-house-cigarette.html?ITO=1490 Mon, 06 Sep 2010 13:51:01 GMT Bigamist who claimed to be Falklands hero to woo fifth wife jailed http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-1309489/Bigamist-claimed-Falklands-hero-woo-fifth-wife-jailed.html?printingPage=true <img src="http://i.dailymail.co.uk/i/pix/2010/09/06/article-1309489-0B0E930A000005DC-630_87x84.jpg" width="87" height="84" /><br/>A bigamist who charmed his fifth wife by claiming to be a decorated Falklands war hero before he defrauded her of more than £50,000, has been jailed. http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-1309489/Bigamist-claimed-Falklands-hero-woo-fifth-wife-jailed.html?ITO=1490 Mon, 06 Sep 2010 12:53:46 GMT God is no longer male, says Scottish Episcopal church http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-1309451/God-longer-male-says-Scottish-Episcopal-church.html?printingPage=true <img src="http://i.dailymail.co.uk/i/pix/2010/09/06/article-1309451-0B0F179E000005DC-266_89x92.jpg" width="87" height="84" /><br/>References to god such as 'Lord, he, his, him' and 'mankind' during services have been replaced by the church to acknowledge that God is 'beyond human gender'. http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-1309451/God-longer-male-says-Scottish-Episcopal-church.html?ITO=1490 Mon, 06 Sep 2010 12:50:59 GMT William Hague Twitters thanks to the public for their support over 'gay' allegations http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-1309308/William-Hague-Twitters-thanks-public-support-gay-allegations.html?printingPage=true <img src="http://i.dailymail.co.uk/i/pix/2010/09/05/article-1309308-0B008F06000005DC-325_87x84.jpg" width="87" height="84" /><br/>The Foreign Secretary said he and his wife Ffion had received &#8216;huge public support&#8217; after issuing a statement on Wednesday, in which he denied having a relationship with a male aide. http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-1309308/William-Hague-Twitters-thanks-public-support-gay-allegations.html?ITO=1490 Mon, 06 Sep 2010 00:29:20 GMT Am I out of the loop in thinking you can share a hotel room without having sex? http://www.dailymail.co.uk/debate/article-1309118/Am-I-loop-thinking-share-hotel-room-having-sex.html?printingPage=true <img src="http://i.dailymail.co.uk/i/pix/2010/09/04/article-1309118-0B048CDF000005DC-861_87x84.jpg" width="87" height="84" /><br/>Once, on a trip to America years ago, I found Hague to be very much a man&#8217;s man &#8211; and I mean that in a totally straight way &#8211; but one with this strange Tory-boy backstory. http://www.dailymail.co.uk/debate/article-1309118/Am-I-loop-thinking-share-hotel-room-having-sex.html?ITO=1490 Sun, 05 Sep 2010 03:49:12 GMT NICK ROBINSON: Nice cuts? Nasty cuts? One thing is sure, they are on their way... http://www.dailymail.co.uk/debate/article-1309165/NICK-ROBINSON-Nice-cuts-Nasty-cuts-One-thing-sure-way-.html?printingPage=true <img src="http://i.dailymail.co.uk/i/pix/2010/09/05/article-0-0B07C0B6000005DC-54_87x84.jpg" width="87" height="84" /><br/>The BBC journalist goes on a road trip through Britain to ask the question no politician dared answer before the General Election. http://www.dailymail.co.uk/debate/article-1309165/NICK-ROBINSON-Nice-cuts-Nasty-cuts-One-thing-sure-way-.html?ITO=1490 Sun, 05 Sep 2010 01:24:21 GMT